Saturday, March 10, 2007

Evening Classes for Men

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE:

  • HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS: Step by step guide with slide presentation
  • TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion
  • DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR: Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
  • DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.
  • LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups
  • LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting "It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum
DAY TWO:

  • EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group discussion and role-play
  • HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH: PowerPoint presentation
  • REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST: Real life testimonial from the one man who did
  • IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation
  • LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER: Online class and role playing
  • HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION: Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
  • REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE: Bring your calendar or PDA to class
  • GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME: Individual counsellors available

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